teatattoo:

SHOWERS ARE FUCKING INCREDIBLE. OH UR SKIN FEELS STICKY? SHOWER. HAIR A LITTLE GREASY? SHOWER. NEED TO ESCAPE YOUR FAMILY? SHOWER.

(Source: amlour, via phobias)

(Source: staypozitive)

mcsnuggie:

at this point my blood is probably 4.3% pasta sauce

(via guy)

tbdressfashion:

FROM SPRING TO SUMMER

teencry:

i remember song lyrics from my favorite songs 5 years ago but i don’t remember what i learned in school yesterday

(via guy)

(Source: picture-sex, via picture-sex)

(Source: selenamg, via gofuckingnuts)

radstunts:

scraggay:

therealhamster:

scraggay:

handjobs are fuckin lame i can do that myself

you can scratch your own damn back but that doesnt mean it feels the same yo

i honestly tried to think of a witty response but i cannot damn that is a very valid point

this is the most civil ending to an argument i have ever witnessed on the internet

(Source: terrakion, via stability)

nostalgiabyveidt:

onlinewifey:

smack that ass from 8 feet away

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more like smack myself in the eye and cry for a few hours

(via guy)

guy:

7am waking up in the morning gotta be fresh gotta throw myself down some stairs

(Source: guy, via guy)

premiium:

there’s a difference between “lazy” and “i don’t want to fucking do that shit”

(via orgasm)

notchicken:

*releases 420 cows into a field* hahahaha graze it

(via stability)